- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

A blind man walks into a wall.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Two guys walk into a bar.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

one day i went to bed

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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