- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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