3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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