What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

Patriarchy.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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