Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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