What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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