what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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What's funnier than 68 69

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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xavier stop

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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