How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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Mormons having fun.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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