- Anti Joke

No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Penis

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Your mom.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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