How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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