- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

A handicapp walks into a bar

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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