Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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The Game

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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