Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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