Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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Justin's humor

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Black people

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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