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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

What happened to Liam? He Died.

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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