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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

What happened to Liam? He Died.

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

The person below me is weird.

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

Jake. Walsh.

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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