A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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