- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

A handicapp walks into a bar

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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