Women.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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