Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

There's a car about to hit me.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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