- Anti Joke

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

whats brown and sticky? shit

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

John Stamos.

Cheese stick

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Gun Control

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

what do u call a black man a black man

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

tee hee

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

whats brown and sticky? shit

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

John Stamos.

Cheese stick

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Gun Control

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

what do u call a black man a black man

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

tee hee

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.