What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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tee hee

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what do u call a black man a black man

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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