How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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