Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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tee hee

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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