What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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once upon a time there was a boy

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Xzibit

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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