What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Xzibit

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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I told you it would happen

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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