Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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Penis

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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