What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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im a willy bum bum

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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