A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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A whale's vagina

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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potatoes

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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