I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

im a willy bum bum

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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