A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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a horse nibbled a baby

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Your existance.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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knock knock piss off

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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