- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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