Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Grammer is very important

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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you are a åsshole :)

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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the asian kid gets an F

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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matty russel are you on here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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