- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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