- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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