what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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