HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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How long is a china man?

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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69 :)

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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