- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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