- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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