What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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