Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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