1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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