- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

its snowing on mount fuji

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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