- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

Cripples are lame.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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