There's a car about to hit me.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Knock knock. Racism.

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

im a dragon, no im not

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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