- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

There's a car about to hit me.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

A baby seal walks into a club.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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