- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

The Game

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

A midget walks under a bar

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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