A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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one day i went to bed

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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