What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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out of your comfort zone

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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