Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

Get on your knees Ho

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

women's rights

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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