- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

What'sucks and white Jackson

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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