- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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