- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

Women's rights

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

once upon a time there was a boy

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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