Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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Women's rights

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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out of your comfort zone

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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