Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

How much Is a free app on my market?

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

Joke.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Knock knock What?

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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