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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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Scott Gomez

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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