Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

A man walks into a bar Ouch!

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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