What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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I told you it would happen

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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I hate long jokes -_-

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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