- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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There's a car about to hit me.

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