Okay, one second.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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vaginas

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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