I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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