- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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