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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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