Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Basically copying you.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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bees knees

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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