Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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