Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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