Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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You're welcome!

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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Knock knock Come in

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Black People.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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bees knees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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