- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Where do you live? In a house

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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