What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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the WNBA

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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Neither have I

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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penis

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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