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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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