What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Snooki

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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