Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

Womens rights

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

Students, please find the surface integral.

A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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