Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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Cancer

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Wigan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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