- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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