- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

My children are huge mistakes.

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

Woman Rights

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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