I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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