- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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