What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

bees knees

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

roses are red, violets are violet.

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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