Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

My name is Harry.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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