- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Knock Knock. Go Away!

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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