Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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