- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

A man buys a prius

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

The person below me is weird.

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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