What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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