- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

suck my balls mr.garison

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

women's rights

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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