IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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this is not a joke. jks

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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