A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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