Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Gay's

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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