- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

Wats rong with yo leg.....

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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