if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

A baby seal walks into a club

im not as random as you think I- Potato

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

People Order Our Patties

Republicans

why was 6 afraid of 7?

try slamming a revolving door

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

I was born.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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