- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

acualy is dolan

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

A man sat on a chair

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Wats rong with yo leg.....

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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