- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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