- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your going to die

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

you

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

brainfart

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What's the difference between a duck

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

penis

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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