Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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