why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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These Jokes suck.

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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