what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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