- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

why does column have a letter n?

The NBA and womens sports

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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