- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

Why did the man die? He got shot!

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

Nicolas Cage's acting.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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