What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

How old is your mom? Old.

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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