Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Meow.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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religion.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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