- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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